Dentist Removes Ex’s Teeth
Dentist Removes Ex’s Teeth, For some reason, and I’m trying not to read too much into it, my wife thought she ought to share with me yesterday a HuffPost story about a Polish woman who yanked all the teeth out of her ex-boyfriend’s unconscious mouth. No fooling. I was watching fishing or the UFC, I can’t remember which, and the missus calls from the other side of the room, “Listen to this… ” and proceeded to fill me in on the details in an episode of misanthropy so grisly even Eastern Europeans seem to disapprove.
Evidently one Marek Olszewski went to see his ex-girlfriend, Anna Mackowiak, a 34-year-old dentist in Wroclaw, to be treated for a toothache. Mackowiak allegedly showed Olszewski into her facility, locked the door behind them, heavily sedated him and, according to remarks given to the Austrian Times, “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b**tard’ and decided to take all his teeth out,” which she did, one-by-one, prior to wrapping Mackowiak’s head and jaw tightly in gauze, waking him from his stupor and telling him there had been a slight complication and he’d need to see a specialist. According to reports, she then sent him home where the defanged ex-beau discovered the extent of his misfortune.